wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

by billybob July 6, 2003

Wankerisims

When one is stupid in what is being said, they are full of wankerisims.

That idiot is full of wankerisims, he is a right wanker.

by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003

wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

wankerface

One who has the face of a wanker.

Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.

by Stuffman May 13, 2005

wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

by luxetraveller July 9, 2014