Sad Vagina

Phrase;

A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.

Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.

by Elayne Moore April 19, 2014

Reaper Vagina

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Vagina Rope

When your pubic hair grows so long, you are able to braid it. Hence "Vagina Rope".

"That girl last night was so hot, Right Jim?"

"She could've been better, she had so much pubic hair, I could've made a vagina rope".

by Bawlf-Man March 1, 2009

Vagina of Jurors

Incompetent Jurors who are irrational and do not use reason to propose the verdict.

A Vagina of Jurors decided I was guilty for a crime I did not commit!

by POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY April 15, 2013

faiths vagina

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

by Katlakat September 23, 2016

vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.

Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.

by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015