Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.
Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."
by McKrazy October 09, 2014
by RideDucati April 25, 2016
When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.
by LilyCeleste September 26, 2008
Movie based on horrible but oddly entertaining book of the same name by author Stephenie Meyer. Full of epic lulz and sparkly goodness.
by dhdsbhfdsbvhs April 04, 2008
Teenagers showing up in the ER complaining of severe bite wounds to the neck. Caused by a partner trying to be romantic and fit with the new vampire fetish spawned by the plot of Twilight. If the bite is not deep enough to draw copious amounts of blood, the bactieria in the partners mouth may cause a nasty infection that requires serious hospitalization.
Dude : Did you hear about the 30,000 bite wound cases reported in ERs this year? They call it the twilight effect, stupid people trying to act like vampires.
Chick: Dont judge them, vampires are hot.
Dude: Because nothing says "I love you" like losing a quart of blood.
Chick: You suck, your nothing like Edward Cullen, im going ot read twilight 100 times to purge my mind of any trace of reality.
Chick: Dont judge them, vampires are hot.
Dude: Because nothing says "I love you" like losing a quart of blood.
Chick: You suck, your nothing like Edward Cullen, im going ot read twilight 100 times to purge my mind of any trace of reality.
by T-cat July 15, 2010
Also called TD.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011
(concerning the book series)its a book series that fat, dumb,gross freshman girls read, very gay book series, and the movie was like playing leap-frog with unicorns, loserish gay girls with no friends read these books, and its a trend that is building. Please stop this second wave of harry potter esque reading,
Guy 1- hey i heard julie wanted to hang out this weekend whatcha think john?
Guy 2- nooo way fuck tht - she reads those twilight books, shes a loser outcast FREAK
Guy 2- nooo way fuck tht - she reads those twilight books, shes a loser outcast FREAK
by Ryan Clarko January 20, 2009