Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

Tinder Troutline

Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.

"How did your date go?"

"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"

by njkzero May 5, 2014

sugar trout

Just... The worst of them all.

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!

by The_ford_life March 29, 2015

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 3, 2017