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old dusty trail

Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!
by Fathom 40 February 6, 2015
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old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent
i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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IM Trail Phobia

A person who is scared to death of the bashing and shit talking she does on IM and will not allow an audit trail.
HR called me and the IM Trail Phobia was really buzzing.
I talked so much shit today at work, the IM Trail Phobia is going to kill me.
by Agathapanthas January 6, 2011
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hiking the Appalachian trail

Leaving your wife and kids and job to go sex up a hot Argentinean lady
Did you hear about Mark Sanford? He was totally hiking the Appalachian trail for 5 days last week!
by blarney230 June 24, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Cheating on your wife with some Argentine hussy sexpot.
Gov. Sanders of South Carolina was Hiking the Appalachian Trail on Father's Day instead of hanging out with his family.
by djnonsequitur June 24, 2009
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Bartram Trail High School

A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).
Bartram Trail High school aint the greatest school in the world.
by Dat motherfucking Young Mitch January 25, 2021
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hopping down the bunny trail

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.
That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.
by sim sim salabim September 28, 2005
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