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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
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SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 27, 2011
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total vomz

The characteristic of something being totally repulsive, unattractive, or disgusting.
Did you see that old fat guy stretching on the treadmill? Omg, TOTAL VOMZ!
by estherrebekah February 28, 2011
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Totally Rock n' Rollin'

An overzealous celebration by a British gentleman trying to fit in to the American teenage generation by using slang that is before their time. It is often pronounced in a british accent by the non-British community.
-Dude, that was awesome!

-I know, that was Totally Rock n' Rollin'!!!
by Un8r0k3n September 17, 2011
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Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023
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Totally JT

Totally TJ refers to a fat white boy with a YouTube channel with under 10 subscribers. Can be referred to a fat fuck or fat retard.
Fag 1: "bro the cut is gonna go insane"

Fag 2: "you're literally Totally JT the weight is gonna stay dumbass nigga"
by Jayden Truchaun October 16, 2023
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