A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 04, 2020

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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.

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by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012

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That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021

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totally dykin' it

When a female, usually a lesbian, looks like a total dyke, acts like a dyke, etc.

Oh my gosh, Rachel is totally dykin' it with that flannel cut off shirt.

by Bravo briana June 19, 2008

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total 30

total 30 is a type of contacts used by the most basic of girls.

omg did u hear that hannah wears alcon total 30s? she's such a basic gorl and I bet u she cant see literally at all. only basic girls have vision problems

by shadyangelgurl July 08, 2024

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