Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

by Amc September 18, 2017

Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.

by Eronzay May 23, 2012

pussy toilet

Literally the meaning of Dusty.

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh

by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol

by Karab okama August 11, 2019