captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

captain merica

That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)

Boy, he is such a captain merica

by Mrwat February 1, 2017

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s

The Roid Monkey could be Captain America

by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse

My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick

by joelykins12 November 26, 2011

captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.

Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.

by burninoil January 2, 2012