Taco tits

Sagging breast shaped like a taco shell often seen on obese children.

If Jr. doesn't lay off the happy meals he'll develop a serious case of taco tits.

by Lstttmpt June 28, 2009

BOULDER TITS

A girl with HUGE tits, like beyond F-cup.

Man! Nadine Jansen has boulder tits!

by I forgot my name! September 14, 2008

Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

nascar tits

When a girl lays on her back and the her tits go straight for the pits.

She got big ole boobies but u know when she lays down, she has nascar tits.

by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008

tit fucking

A guy thrust his dick inbetween a set of tits.

see also milkshake

He cummed all over my face when we tit fucked.

by raquel January 20, 2004

angel tits

Sweet, tender, young, firm titties.

I saw this lil' tramp last night shakin' that ass, and let me tell you she had some nice little angel tits pokin' thru her t-shirt.

by deepskull March 23, 2006

Tit Hammock

A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.

It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.

There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.

Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.

"Jesus-fucking-Christ, mate! Don't look left, there's a heffer wearing a tit hammock".

by Jimbles November 7, 2005