tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Tinderbox

The 🍑 you 🔌 when you ➡️

Being defined as I went on a Tinder date and really plugged it in to her Tinderbox

by Ps$ March 3, 2023

Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.

Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!

by JTink March 4, 2023

Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023

Tinder Juice

A horrible mixture of saliva, makeup and semen. Often found after sex, hence the name.

Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”

by O’ Wise one March 22, 2023

Tantered

Something that had been used for malicious reasons

The man tantered with the computer to hack a bank account

by Smartboy101 May 22, 2023

tinker

(noun) something small and bothersome, rubbish, which in turn also suggests something quite insignificant and worthless, about to be thrown away. When referring to persons, it is slightly depreciatory, used especially for inferior, impish, and incompetent persons. The noun is mainly used in Britain for mischievous children or irish gypsies, as well as small devilish beings with supernatural powers.

i feel like im being cursed by a tinker

by realanem900 June 7, 2023