timmytableturner

The person in the group everybody expects the least of but he/she somehow still does amazing and turns the situation around kinda like how timmy turner does when he wishes for something

Preston: My man micheal really came of the bench and scored a hatrick when he was injured

Marcus: yeah micheal really was a timmytableturner this match we would have lost without him

by Kipnochance October 25, 2019

Tippy Toed

trapped

Wait so you said you didn't like her but didn't you say you fucked her yesterday. Yo lyin ass get. tippy toed

by XxBoomer69cheeck_claperxX November 29, 2019

Timpany Vlinkazoo

A man so consumed by the love of kazoos he transcends to meme master status.

Wow that guy loves kazoos, he’s a real Timpany Vlinkazoo.

by Lily Pseudonym December 5, 2019

Timmy 2 piece

the phrase used when one is asking another for a rip off a Vaporizer/smoking device.

Ethan: “yo lemme get a timmy 2 piece off your wax”
George: “nah bruh my cart almost empty”

by J’coby Rosenberg December 8, 2019

Timmy

A seemingly straightmetrosexual male who is in fact a huge fan of having penis rammed up his butt

He thinks he has us all fooled,he’s such a Timmy

by KravenMorehead December 12, 2019

timmysexual

When you're not gay, but are sexually attracted to a single male.

Originated when a straight man fell for the luscious cheeks of a gay boy named Timmy, despite his sexuality having always been straight, and has continued to be nothing but straight, besides the one with the luscious cheeks.

Timmy : ill suck your dick
Straight man : God damnit im straight but I just cant resist that fat ass, I must be timmysexual

by heelbrand December 24, 2019

Timmy English

Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.

'Old New?' you seem to have learnt Timmy English

by Micc4 March 16, 2020