Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked

I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023

Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes

I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 11, 2023

witch club

witch club or vvitch club is a secret members only online club and a cult created by hexxer it associates with witchcraft dark aesthetics and the worshipping of its creator

alot of the witches in Salem were saved by the witch club movement

by joshondeathrow September 5, 2023

Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 23, 2022