Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping
by hipposaur March 16, 2009
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slap game

A game where two or more participants take turns slapping other participants on the forearm near the inner crease of the elbow. The object of the slap game is to be the "last person standing". Often played by sadomasochists whilst under the influence of various types of cheap liquor.

A typical round goes something like this: Person A is the person delivering the slap, whilst Person B is the one receiving. Both participants stand facing each other. Person A holds Person B's arm at the inside of the wrist, extended toward them. Person B mentally prepares for imminent pain. Person A slaps Person B closed-palmed as hard as they are able to. Immediately afterward, Person A and Person B swap roles and the process is repeated.
Last night I got drunk with my friends and played eight rounds of the slap game. Now my arm makes it look like I'm a junkie.
by forbo October 08, 2013
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Wank slap

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.
Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.
by jewittinspace August 12, 2010
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Milk slap

The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.
It's a milk slap, L.B.!
by Kokapetl January 19, 2009
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splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good
by Captain Sock December 28, 2005
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scrot slap

when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone
"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."
by johnnyk March 14, 2005
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slapping skins

The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus
Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.
by Friendlee69 April 15, 2014
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