B-mount

for example your second prostitute.

yo! amanda is mikes b-mount!!

by jeff jackson son August 17, 2008

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

by lucyjamess January 17, 2022

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.

Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.

by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017

Mount Athos

A peninsula in northern Greece which is of major significance in Eastern Orthodoxy. Women are legally not allowed to enter the peninsula because of the religious rules.

Mount Athos is also known by it's other name, Based HQ

Incel: "Man I'm just so sick of women!"
Other Incel: "Well, Mount Athos is the place for you!"

by JD_NZ September 29, 2021