True Geordie

A True Geordie is this act of defecating upon a sexual partners chest.

Hey man you up to watch the new True Geordie podcast and maybe True Geordie?

by perc30noodles January 15, 2022

True Broomstick

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014

hush true

Something that's true but you want it to be kept quiet

Mia - don't you like girls Jessi?

Jessi - hush true mia yes

by Que.laa July 10, 2016

True Karen

Not to be confused with the typical ‘Karen’ this lady is well dressed, considerate, calm and a lover of pugs. Her loyalty to her family is off the charts!

“Hey Nelly I need to be a True Karen and go hunt down my daughter who has escaped her tent! Grab your wine and leopard print scarf, shits about to get real!!”

by NellyKelly30 October 17, 2021

True Character

Logan's Schedule Binder

You uncultured swines do not have the true character of my binder. I've had the damn thing for 3 years!

by Commander Shepard November 26, 2019

True bug

Those tiny bastards with proboscises. Bed bugs are a true bug and they suck you while you're unconscious. The other guys in the group are also round balls with a stick coming out their mouth that they use to suck. Another example of true bugs is the assassin bug, who like their cousin, enjoy sucking you without consent.

That's not a fly, dumbass, it's a true bug!

by desdude March 28, 2023

True Magoo

A fuckn sick way of saying true

"Hey, that's true magoo"

by Redmodo The Comodo April 16, 2018