Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.

by mlhiss June 10, 2020

S.A.T. Tests

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.

S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018

Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.

After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Test Run

When you bust out a fat wank the night before a workout, so you can hit the gym harder the next day

"Sorry bro got a Test Run tonight, maybe next week eh"

by tupacatupaca November 17, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014