pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

PARCC test

1. A standardized test given in the state of Maryland.

2. An absolutely pointless excuse for Pearson Education to steal money from schools
3. The list of things I hate about this test extends from here to mars.

"The PARCC test, brought to you by pearson education. All rights reserved." "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c June 11, 2017

slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are

We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.

by lamelosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 8, 2017

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.

Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.

by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.

by mlhiss June 10, 2020