A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
by David452 June 15, 2008

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"
by The better Owen Nelson February 12, 2020

--Proper Noun
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Reginald Owen as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1938). This group often rumbles with the Alastair Sim Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Reginald Owen as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1938). This group often rumbles with the Alastair Sim Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Clancy: Reginald Owen, I'm with the Reginald Owen Boys.
Werewolf: Time to die...
Clancy: Reginald Owen, I'm with the Reginald Owen Boys.
Werewolf: Time to die...
by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

a term used when playing mario kart 64, when you "own" the opponent in battle mode. Since "own" is so played out, use this.
by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

1. (n.) A girl who has super-cool-JB-ish hair and a hyphen in her last name.
2. (n.) Gives advice on her advice blog for LGBTQ youth, EveryoneIsGay.com, with Kristin Russo, and is the creator of lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com.
*ONLY TO BE USED IN AWESOME CONTEXT*
2. (n.) Gives advice on her advice blog for LGBTQ youth, EveryoneIsGay.com, with Kristin Russo, and is the creator of lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com.
*ONLY TO BE USED IN AWESOME CONTEXT*
"Geez, I just had a conversaysh with Dannielle Owens-Reid, and I didn't understand her."
"That's because Dannielle Owens-Reid has her own awesome dictionary and a super cool cat, Janet."
"That's because Dannielle Owens-Reid has her own awesome dictionary and a super cool cat, Janet."
by justanother_gayboop September 27, 2011
