moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019

Moon work

its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work

last night i moon worked and im so tired right now

by Neko sama October 15, 2018

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010

Belgian Moon

When a man nuts down another mans ass crack,holding his dick like a caulking gun and precisely lining the mans crack with nut. He then let's it dry to seal the mans cheeks together. Like grout hardending.

My ass cheeks have been stuck together for days. Ricks Belgian Moon was unreal.

by HeyBudHowAreYa August 9, 2017

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019