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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025
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loafing

you either like that or you loafing
Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024
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The Loaf

The Loaf, is what rapper LilSDL uses as a nickname for his gang.
“Ayy man I’m chillin here wit The Loaf
by LilSDL February 18, 2022
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Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022
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Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.
Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.
"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"
by sharpiebs June 21, 2025
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