Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

you either like that or you loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024

by LilSDL February 18, 2022

A guy who wouldn't do that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017

by sharpiebs June 21, 2025
