Geared to go

Ready for sexual escapades, often involving extreme fetishes that require preparation

When Chad asked me if I wanted to be peed on, I told him I was geared to go! Towels, condoms and a pikachu onesie in my go-bag!

by Stochastic penguin September 14, 2025

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.

"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."

by bearybandit February 27, 2025

Fighting Gear

Australian slang for cutlery.

G'day Knackers, could I have some fighting gear for me steak please?

by Doodab March 5, 2025

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

gear

Slang term for steroids. Typically used as an indirect way of implying that someone is on steroids due to unexpectedly muscular physique.

"How is that guy over there so jacked?"

"Because he's on gear, that's how."

by BlueSwurl May 17, 2023

get on the gear

To sniff the drug cocaine; usually of a night out.

The following is an example on a text messaging system.

Jim: Alright mate, you want 2 get on the gear tonite??

Alfie: Nah mate unless u can sort me out

by notabottom: June 10, 2023