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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009
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victory face

The contorted face a guy makes as he's blowing his load in a woman. It also relates to the thought that goes through a guys head as he busting a nut- "Hah! Little vixen, I got you!"
We were going at it for half an hour and then I victory faced, then I got the hell out of there.
by WTI January 26, 2005
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face cave

where the face resides, a smoke an swedge den, where techno comes from.
"where have you been"
"in the face cave"
by skin84 December 18, 2007
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tim face

Tim face is when someone has a permanent look on their face that makes you want to throat punch them.
Look at him with his Tim face!
by Tim face December 15, 2017
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alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011
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Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.
After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.
by DjQurt September 29, 2010
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