I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem
by Rowdyman March 24, 2021

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
by tidgems February 17, 2024

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.
Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.
Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013

by Topdoh July 22, 2021

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025

by glenng421 November 28, 2011

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017
