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Badger

Dangerously Crazy Devil Skunk
THAT BADGER RIPPED OFF MY BALLS
by Crazyfrikncatcher April 5, 2021
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Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen won't stop reminding you of deadlines or seeking information.
She keeps Jen-Badgering me over this webinar information.
by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021
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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011
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Badger lips

A name you call a person who bangs milfs and dilfs they don’t discriminate (preferable place of poundage is on the kitchen table ham sandwich in hand)
Dang Dave got some badger lips the way he banged Brody’s mom
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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Badgered

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered
by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017
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