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Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.
I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.
by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011
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let's roll

Another way to say "Let's Bounce" or "Let's Leave" but less Ghetto.
#1: You ready to leave?
#2: Yeah, let's roll!
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
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Dick Rolled

a play on the phrase Rick Rolled. When you believe someone is sending you a picture via cell of one thing and it turns out to be a photo of genitals.
"I totally Dick Rolled Stacy last night when I said I was sending her a picture of my new dog!"
by FallenMistress June 10, 2009
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Rolling Harpoon

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.
Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.
by boobahaha December 10, 2006
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Roll 5

A Midwestern slang term originating in Missouri. The meaning is debated ,but it is widely believed to be an exclamatory used when one is ready to party in the most hardcore of ways. Most words however elude the true meaning of what it means to "Roll 5"
Barry: Hey Doug wanna party with Denise and the crew tonight? Maybe run a London bridge and get high?
Doug: Oh hell yeah Roll 5 baby! Let er eat!
by Foitus' Keeper July 15, 2016
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roll a dope

Hair fashion of a dopey eyed, expressionless, middle aged, woman. She has cropped poodle hair, keeps a twinkie under her pillow, and rolls out of bed directly to work without a shower or makeup. Her upside down halibut smile greets her eager customers
Gladys just gave me the ol' upside down halibut smile over at the Phillip 66. She must of pulled another roll a dope this morning.
by docjuan March 5, 2008
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taiga roll

tiger roll; pronounced /tī-gƏ rōw/; an unusually small penis; an unusually short, small erection; used as discrimination against boys of Asian descent and their genitalia in the city of Fremont, California, and neighboring areas
It da taiga roll!
by fremonteer May 31, 2010
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