A place where pubescent teens test how slutty they can be without being called said "slut." Peer pressure reigns and grinding is the only dance move. No adults aloud means that even the most innocent get some.
person 1: did you hear stacy went to a teen club?
person 2: but she's the fun-police
person 1: not last night. we made out
person 2: but she's the fun-police
person 1: not last night. we made out
by dontgrindonme June 19, 2011
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by anonymous December 15, 2022
Get the teenage fever mug.' To be thoroughly equipped with weapons. ' -- Wiktionary.
To visualize this, just imagine a boarding party of pirates leaping onto the deck of the merchant ship they mean to plunder, each pirate with a dirk clenched firmly between his teeth, each armed with a cutlass and a brace or two of flintlock pistols. (The real-life pirate Blackbeard further jazzed things up by twisting the ends of his bushy black beard into tendrils, which he then dipped into hot tallow. And just before he leaped from his ship onto the hapless merchantman, he would set his improvised candles on fire. The ignited candles transmogrified his face into the terrifying nightmare spectacle of the arch-demon escaped from Hell).
To visualize this, just imagine a boarding party of pirates leaping onto the deck of the merchant ship they mean to plunder, each pirate with a dirk clenched firmly between his teeth, each armed with a cutlass and a brace or two of flintlock pistols. (The real-life pirate Blackbeard further jazzed things up by twisting the ends of his bushy black beard into tendrils, which he then dipped into hot tallow. And just before he leaped from his ship onto the hapless merchantman, he would set his improvised candles on fire. The ignited candles transmogrified his face into the terrifying nightmare spectacle of the arch-demon escaped from Hell).
EXAMPLE:
' She was already dressed for the party at the Country Club, already dominating a distinguished company she had yet to join.
' As she handed Paul his cocktail, he felt somehow inadequate, bumbling, in the presence of her beautiful assurance . . .
' The expression "armed to the teeth" occurred to Paul as he looked at her over his glass. With an austere dark gown that left her tanned shoulders and throat bare, a single bit of jewelry on her finger, and very light make-up, Anita had successfully combined the weapons of sex, taste, and an aura of masculine competence.
' She quieted, and turned away under his stare. Inadvertently, he'd gained the upper hand. He had somehow communicated the thought that had bobbed up in his thoughts unexpectedly: that her strength and poise were no more than a mirror image of his own importance, an image of the power and self-satisfaction the manager of the Illium Works could have, if he wanted it. In a fleeting second she became a helpless, bluffing little girl in his thoughts, and he was able to feel real tenderness toward her. '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1952 novel "Player Piano" -- Chapter IV (page 35).
' She was already dressed for the party at the Country Club, already dominating a distinguished company she had yet to join.
' As she handed Paul his cocktail, he felt somehow inadequate, bumbling, in the presence of her beautiful assurance . . .
' The expression "armed to the teeth" occurred to Paul as he looked at her over his glass. With an austere dark gown that left her tanned shoulders and throat bare, a single bit of jewelry on her finger, and very light make-up, Anita had successfully combined the weapons of sex, taste, and an aura of masculine competence.
' She quieted, and turned away under his stare. Inadvertently, he'd gained the upper hand. He had somehow communicated the thought that had bobbed up in his thoughts unexpectedly: that her strength and poise were no more than a mirror image of his own importance, an image of the power and self-satisfaction the manager of the Illium Works could have, if he wanted it. In a fleeting second she became a helpless, bluffing little girl in his thoughts, and he was able to feel real tenderness toward her. '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1952 novel "Player Piano" -- Chapter IV (page 35).
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Adult Swim Fan #1- "New Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on tonight!!"
Adult Swim Fan #2- "No thanks, That show stopped being funny after the 3rd season"
Adult Swim Fan #2- "No thanks, That show stopped being funny after the 3rd season"
by roundtwentythree August 6, 2009
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by D_C_ August 28, 2006
Get the teenstache mug.Basically the high school of Reddit. Known for cyclical posts, including selfie threads, kik threads, "favorite user" threads, posts by those seeking relationship help, and Mod Monday threads, which are generally seen by only a few users. The community is accepting, but it's very hard to become popular or even "known." In order to do so, a user must post or comment many times a day. Another good way to become popular is by being a photogenic girl in the selfie threads. /r/teenagers is strange in that it embraces social awkwardness, much like certain regions of tumblr.
"Hey, why weren't you at the party yesterday?"
"Oh, I decided to stay home and kik with my /r/teenagers friends instead."
"Oh, I decided to stay home and kik with my /r/teenagers friends instead."
by acatalepsy December 9, 2013
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