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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda March 9, 2012
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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Total Baddie

Having copious amounts of collagen.
Wow she’s a total baddie
by Urmom738728626 September 28, 2022
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Totally Daddy

Totally Daddy is an expression or exclamation made as a synonym for good or awesome. Totally daddy is used for something being super good, daddy is used for something being good, and un-daddy is used for something being bad or awful. JY
“Hey! I just did a backflip!”

“That is totally daddy!

I just lost my credit card.”
“That is so un-daddy”
by Yes_. March 11, 2024
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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."
"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps
by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011
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totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd
by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024
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