No Swing

Phrase said at the end of a sentence when someone is over complimenting a married couple to the point the convo goes from flattering compliments to uncomfortable tone suggesting the desire to engage in a potential sexual encounter or inappropriate PDA with the couple.

Oh you guys are my favorite couple.I just love being around you two. I could just eat you both up...No Swing.

by Liev Malone June 2, 2015

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor

''Mate do you wanna swing?

by Deinosaur January 31, 2017

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

going swingers

Up for a fight, going to punch someone

‘What’s up?’
‘I’m going swingers soon ’
‘Ooh who on’
‘That kid over there, stole my lunch money!!!’

by Hungrycow1818 November 4, 2017

chocolate swing

A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend

You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?

by First things first November 13, 2018