first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
Get the poop surprisemug. MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
by mrs. harris November 6, 2007
Get the surprise partymug. While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina
by Jboydabs March 2, 2015
Get the Tuna Surprisemug. by Porkey hog December 26, 2013
Get the Porky surprisemug. When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprisemug. by josepoppa July 30, 2016
Get the Asian surprisemug. When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
Get the Staircase Surprisemug.