grade stalker

Someone who is constantly checking their academic grades, looking at them over and over.

Guy: What're you doing?

Nerd: Checking my grades.

Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.

by FirstTimeUsingThis October 4, 2011

Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.

Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.

by punchodex May 12, 2012

Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.

Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!

by Flabs June 25, 2012

Sleep-stalking

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.

I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!

by muh-drees February 13, 2013

Wing-stalker

A friend or associate who assists in the stalking of your own personal chosen victim of desire.

She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.

by FayeBombay April 6, 2017

Strava stalking

When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.

Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.

by pagepaggeepage May 6, 2018

bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011