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shearer (giving a)

Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
shearer (giving a) by Shearer King February 18, 2005
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shearman 

a syndrome that involves a gay man believing he is a navy seal that loves being donkey punched well taking it up the arse.
That weird looking fellow over there has shearman syndrome
shearman by out baha August 13, 2003

name searching 

Lets Search Up One Of Our Friends Name=Name Searching
name searching by killer5084 November 1, 2014

Britany Spears

1. A spelling of Britney Spears used by people how are either too "grown up" to admit that they actually like her music and in secret listen to it all the time, or
2. used by people who don't want to be associated with her or her so called "music", but still listen to it in secret, or
3. used by people who can't spell but still listen to her music in secret and dream of her all day long.
1. I can't believe young people listen to crap like that Britany Spears (drool).
2. This Britany Spears you're talking about, who is she (more drool)?
3. Britany Spears suck balls! (even more drool)
Britany Spears by wizzard February 1, 2005

e-search 

verb. to research and gather sources for a paper or report without ever leaving the comfort of your computer chair or ever logging off of AIM.
guy 1: dont you have your thesis defense today?
guy 2: yeah, i'm ready.
guy 1: procass! you sat in your room all weekend!
guy 2: google's my savior. i e-searched the whole thing.
e-search by truffer hoffer December 28, 2005

Britney Speared 

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
Britney Speared by badugah February 21, 2009

search engine optomization

If you are putting links within search engines,that goes by reviews of blogs or internet posts;if its the case that when you click the link in google ectera,that afther you click the link then it goes to the post or blog ect.(this meaning that you can read the blog that was posted,or the info post,without clicking another link afther the link in the search engine,
before you review the post.This will not count reviews of how many peopled viewed the post threw where ever the main link was at when the post was posted.Even though they have services in general that moniter serch engine links;by google ect.
like atwatch.com and internet seer monitoring.com.....
search engine optomization
this is an actual list of regardless devon victorys post review counts@www.tvtalkshows.com by main links with out counting the reviews by search engine links..

talk show------------reviews
Jerry Springer 67
american idol 36
jay leno 64
david letterman 64
conan obrian 62
jimmel kimmel 60
craig ferguson 61
the view 83
ellen 74
tyra banks 75
martha stewert 65
keith ablow 64
oprah winfrey 85
phill mcgee 45
carson daly 65
jon stewrt 48
megan molly 69
rosie o donnel 55
dr laura 46
tv talk shows 45
today show 59
early show 60

The average years it takes estimated on all post posted @ tv talk show .com to get too 2000 reviews is about one year or one year in a halph...these reviews i have just showed you are reviews of about three months...