Shlarm

n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.

I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.

by Noch-Thail January 9, 2010

slarf

a synonym for Awesome. It is interchangeable with awesome at any time and in any place, situation or context.

Damn yo! Those fritters were slarf !

by Robby Blancooo November 3, 2010

Shlarching

Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.

The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.

by the most gross October 8, 2011

slarve dog

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.

Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!

by yogadude January 6, 2012

sblart

A bloody seman fart! After rough anal sex, finished with a load in HER ass. She farts and seman and blood leak down her leg!

I was banging this chick in the ass last night. When we where done she sblarted on the bed! Eeeewwww!

by drywallninja144 January 12, 2012

Salaratopitis

When someone makes up a word in lieu of another word.

hey, where is that thingymajig

Quit being so salaratopitis

by bob sanders December 10, 2013

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015