Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

barn snargle

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 14, 2015

horsie smorgle

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

what a horsie smorgle dude.

by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017

beeef snog

This is when three people get together and snog the beeef

Tori and Hope look for a third person to help them beeef snog

by Snogger to beeef February 28, 2017

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017

Cum Snog

A post fellatio jizz kiss before saying thanks and goodbye.

that was a fantastic blow job shall we have a cum snog before before I get the bus home?

by bogbonker December 21, 2017

bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018