by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes
Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros
by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.
by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion
by huiqpuf August 25, 2020
