Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

shock wave

Typically, when air is displaced by a pressure wave, it moves at the speed of sound. These pressure waves can be generated from one's vocal cords (when speaking), the vibration of an object, or the impact of one object against another. However, in certain cases, the pressure wave is generated by a collision between air parcels, such as when lightning heats the air immediately around it. This rapidly-expanding air crashes into the cooler air around it, generating a massive spike in pressure followed by a sharp drop-off. It is this sharp spike and drop-off combination that differentiates a sound wave and a shock wave. Shock waves can be either naturally generated, in the case of volcanic eruptions, lightning strikes, and asteroid impacts; however, they can also be generated through man-made means, such as explosives that derive their power either from chemical energy that is converted into thermal energy or by way of nuclear fission or fusion. If the pressure differential occurs in air where clouds can condense, the act of high pressure passing through the area and low pressure following can cause temporary "Wilson clouds" to form.

The shock wave generated by the explosion in Beirut generated Wilson ring clouds and severely damaged the city of Lebanon.

by Tornadopelt May 17, 2022

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022

electric shock

when she sucking dat dick too good you start to do the electric shock

Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night

Nigga 2 : what you mean bro

Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking

Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock

by johnnytest9 April 30, 2019

Shock or Shot

A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.

Charlie you wanna play shock or shot

Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness

by I'm not THAT racist March 25, 2022

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017