5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

second father

a huge inspiration and influence for you, somebody you WISH was your dad, someone who feels like he IS your dad.

For me, Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, and Layne Staley. They are all second fathers to me, I love you all, I miss you all the time. Kurt- Never fade away. I have nothing but love and respect for you, and I hope you have reached your nirvana. Layne- Hope you have been freed from your chains, out of the box- I hope you're in heaven, happier than ever, and with Demri once again. Shannon- you keep me dreaming, boy- and you're always there when I wake. Thank you.

Sorry for the emotional little thing there, but that's how you're supposed to feel about second fathers. Dare you to post yours.

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009

second cup

god the person who wrote the last definition is a complete shmuck. Second Cup is owned by Cara Food services. The same people who own swiss chalet and harvey's. Second Cup was never bought out by Starbucks. Wherever you got that info, its wrong buddy. Second Cup is proudly Canadian.

The idiot who wrote that about Second Cup probaly drinks at Starbucks....American deuche

by James Woo June 23, 2004

Second Amendment

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

by draconlord November 26, 2010

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

by gabiegh January 10, 2008