Right Here!

a derogatory expression, usually put at the end of a sentence, but can also be used alone. One often uses this expression while grabbing his genitals. However, without this gesture, it can be used to inconspicuously insult another person, or to cover up when accidentally caught using it in the direct manner. You can be creative with it!

Direct-
Nagging Wife: "I need you to make a run to Target and get a few things for me."
Husband: "Yea, right. I got your target RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)

Indirect/Inconspicuous-
"Sure you can have some of my beer, and if you need anything else, help will be RIGHT HERE." (w/out gesture)

Direct with Cover-Up-
Jerk: "Get a real job!"
Richard: "Psh, RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)
Jerk: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Richard: "I said I got a real job RIGHT HERE!" (w/out gesture)

by Devin (originated by my friend Richard) January 2, 2009

Das Right

Said when there is something to be happy or excited about.

Guy 1:
"There are so many hot chicks at the party tonight!"
Guy 2:
"Das Right!"

by Baller_and_a_Half March 28, 2015

Left-Right Swipe

In the case of an undesirable erection or a narb (no apparent reason boner), the meneuver done to hide such displeasures from the public eye. The move consists of glancing left, glancing right, then swiping the erection up, to be held by the elastic or waste of the pants.

Yo I got a huge boner in class, so then I pulled a left-right swipe so I could stand up and get my paper.

I went out in my hallway after I woke up and did a left-right swipe to avoid any awkward confrontations.

by RichV June 5, 2004

getting right

Getting right is the act of someone getting another person to like them as a couple

Yo, I think I’m getting right with this girl Rachel

by Magicmessi February 8, 2018

that ain't right

A consolation for: when something bad happens that affects you or others; when something terribly wrong occurs when it wasn't supposed to

We re-elected Bush? That ain't right.

by a stranger September 12, 2005

far right

Anyone to the right of Stalin. This is a descriptor used to describe anyone that opposes authoritarianism, technocracy, serfdom, censorship, and forced collectivization. It is also used as a projection against non-communist authoritarians, who are often themselves worshippers of the State. Most commonly used by televised, legacy news, and Wikipedia.

Pinochet was a far right dictator.

by Doge 2.0 January 3, 2022

Just the right height

A phrase used to refer to females who are rather short. The phrase indicates that they wouldn't even have to bend down to "top off the night", if you know what I'm saying.

Generally a hyperbole.

"Wow, man, your girlfriend is really short!"
"Yeah, she's just the right height, if you know what I'm saying.

by Nope4810 April 19, 2005