spit roast 

See Position 45
High fives are a must.

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night

spit roast by Dorifto October 21, 2004

fortnite roast

the hardest roast anybody can get. if you get roasted you might as well be dead.

there are 3 levels of roast:
low: normal roast

medium:mum roast
God: fortnite ROAST

no need for examples when its a fortnite roast.

fortnite roast by fortnite roast February 11, 2018

spit roast 

when a female is takin it from 2 men one in the mouth and one in the fefe

guess wat guys i was part of a spit roast with a hot ass chick last nite, pity bout the other dude

spit roast by Jenn010 July 7, 2006

French Roast 

The act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.

"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."

French Roast by Epik5 October 24, 2011

taaseen roast

Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense

He's also a fat cunt.

Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen

Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"

Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.

5 seconds later

Guy 1: "Alright?"

Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"

taaseen roast by DarkXPShadow June 8, 2018

pennsylvania pork roast 

An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.

Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.

pennsylvania pork roast by saz the cowboy March 1, 2011

Alabama Pot Roast 

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.

Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!

Alabama Pot Roast by Sammy951 December 20, 2015