putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Puttle

Puttle is a simple, competitive putting game for people of all ages and abilities. Puttle combines the precision of golf putting with the excitement of knocking over pins, such as those used in bowling, but only smaller. Scoring in Puttle is the same as golf, low score is the best score. Tournament Puttle is played at a distance of twelve feet, but you can Puttle at any length. Children can handicap their Puttle experience by putting at a distance equal to their age, up to twelve. A six year old would putt from six feet, a twelve year old would Puttle from twelve feet. Scores are tallied after nine or eighteen putts.

"I can't wait to play in The Puttle Tour championship! The trophy is a 30 oz beer tankard, sweet!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

PUTPUT

Pick Up To Pass Up Time

Applies to Apple IPod touch, iPhone, iPad, or similar devices that enable game applications. This specifically applies to apps that pass time; such as waiting in the grocery line or doctor office where you don't want to play a game that requires intense concentration or large blocks of time necessary to reach a goal.

Examples of such games are: Pocket God; Koi Pond; Pet Simulation games; Sims; Doodle Jump
These apps are fun to play, but do not keep scores. When you reach the cashier or are called back to the examining room, you can close the app without losing your place or sacrificing points.

Pocket God is a great PUTPUT game to play while waiting for the red light to turn green. I can quickly toss my iPod aside until I get home, so I can concentrate on driving without losing any points.

by Cravicky August 15, 2010

putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013