po

short for "hippo" or "hippopotamus"

I got this cute little 'po to add to my figurine collection!

by Judypotamus March 27, 2003

PO

Probation Officer

Chad's PO came over today because he didn't show up for his drug test this morning.

by racc00n rabb1t rob0ts August 23, 2025

Po

Po is when your private parts smell that bad you can smell it through your pants

Ew I can smell your po!

by alexandria69 July 4, 2023

POS

Also known as a piece of shit. A worthless person that deserves a lot of throat punches for being a no good lump of nasty trash making life miserable for themselves and everyone around them. Lies, cheats, steals and blames everyone else for everything. Contributes nothing to life and should just jump off a cliff.

What a POS to be a bum on drugs that has 13 kids and pretends to die all the time to get attention from people that dont care in the first place.

by Alice MF Wonderland June 1, 2019

POS

Parent Over Shoulder. Used when you're talking to somebody online about a personal topic, and a parent decides to check up on what you're doing. When the person on the other side of the screen sees this message, they should stop what they're talking about and start a pretend/different topic.

"Hold on a second, POS."

by ttheblueberrymuffinman July 13, 2018

Po Head

A way to call someone an idiot; or an idot.

Sykoh: Give me some food
lololodase: NO PO HEAD!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Faux Po

A car that, from a distance, looks like a police car due to the type of car, or from being an old cop car that never had the spotlight removed, but is not.

"Oh shit! That pig is definitely gonna get me for going 20 over... oh wait, that's just a Faux Po."

by Cherry Cola September 15, 2016