Poof

The nickname of any temporary employee, male or female, working in your office. Now you see em' and POOF, now ya don't!

Today while working with Poof, I had to explain what ephemeral means...Ironic isn't it?

by fionamber90 August 25, 2011

Poofnis

Poofnis is a phrase that means wild or very fluffy hair.

"Your cat should be named Poofnis his hair is wild"

by FlyingWalrusPig November 23, 2012

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

Poof

When someones boxers are bunched into a clump and stick out of their pants into the form of a "Poof".

When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world

"Dude tuck in your poof."

"Alright chill man! I got it under control."

*Tucks In Poof*

by Paynoattention22 November 23, 2013

POOF!

To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.

To punch someone with all your power.

To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.

This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.

If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014