Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.

That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.

by Bodywatcher July 24, 2015

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016

g physique

A gay male who is into his fitness

That turd is a G Physique . He goes to the gym just to

get slammed in the ass

by Lester Green the third August 22, 2017

Night Physic

An old saying from the 1600s that means fucking someone at night

She told me to come over later. Were finna get night physic!

by Pixie Fire May 8, 2018

Cartoon physics

When you step on a rake and it hits you in the face, like in Tom and Jerry

Tom stepped on a rake and then got hit in the face!! Cartoon physics, LOL

by your father, November 21, 2018

Engineering Physics

Engineering physics refers to the study of the combined disciplines of physics, mathematics and engineering. By focusing on the scientific method as a rigorous basis, it seeks ways to apply, design, and develop new solutions in engineering. - Wikipedia

Person 1: What's your major?
Person 2: Engineering Physics.
Person 1: What's that? Sound like a lot of hard math and physics.
Person 2: Yes and no, it's difficult to explain.

by Stanford Pines April 10, 2019

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019