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peeing tool

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”
by JagBomb September 13, 2020
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pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 27, 2009
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pee bar

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.
by geckopaws April 2, 2012
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Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently
I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)
by god of carrots May 15, 2021
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Pee Sink

Me: i need to go use the Sink

Friend: Which Sink

Me: The Pee Sink bro gotta take a piss
by Pee Sink May 1, 2019
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Pee Spot

A pee spot is a dot of pee when you squart a little out. Typically on underwear,pants,shorts, and many other clothing types.
When he got home from his game, he had to pee so bad. So, he took off his shorts and cup and stood the looking at his blue and green boxers. He started to feel it when all this sudden it just came uncontrollably all over the wall and his shorts. He didn't know what to do so he opened up his dresser drawer with all his boxers, pulled down his peed on boxers and put his penis in the drawer and watched his penis finish its business. When it was finished, he fully took off his peed on boxers to see that there was this one big pee spot.
by Jeffblm123 November 26, 2016
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