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Patinophobia

Extreme or irrational fear of Roller-skating
I tried having fun, but I think I might have patinophobia.
by MisterPresidential March 10, 2025
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.
By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!
by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025
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pating

pating is the act of being stupid as fuck for a bit that already died, usually when someone keeps doing even after being told to stop.
GuyA: "guys what's cheese?"
GuyB: "dude stop pating it's annoying as fuck"
by ienjoywaffles123 August 28, 2025
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Patience

Anyone you could claim was inspired by me is would have to be either waiting for me to die or be arrested and you would have to ignore the fact entirely that this inspired far more than any one thing.
Hym "And patience is something not everyone has. And that's how you know that they are both culpable and trying to scapegoat me so they don't get busted getting a bunch of kids killed trying to make point about using other people's content. I mean, they did something about the rape porn and they stole my shit but not about the fact that schizophrenia isn't real and your kids get shot because of it."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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patron saint of education

Someone who died whilst pursuing his / her education, forever marking the dedication to learning.
Even though she passed away whilst still wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, canonizing her as the patron saint of education.
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
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Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene
P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”
by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025
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