Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Smack ass

Smack ur friends ass whenever wherever

Whyd u smack my ass

Cause of smack ass

by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019

Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.

That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit!

by Margieq September 14, 2008

oh smack

An exclamation of surprised disbelief at an insult said by one person to another.

Mikey: Why don't you just do what I tell you to do, like you should?

V: Isn't that sweet? He's so cute when he's trying to be authoritative.

Tash: Oh smack!

by RudeGrrlV July 14, 2006

get smacked

To be hit or struck in an online game such as Halo or Counter Strike. This is also used as an aggravated insult with players often yelling this into the microphone when they beat you down.

*person gets hit*

Player1: GET SMACKED!!!

N00b: Darn!

by Mack_T March 4, 2008

Smack daddy

Heroin kingpin

"You bouta hit some licks?"
"Nah, I gotta go see smack daddy first"

by Naitor December 20, 2014