Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..
As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.
by Tear Drop Drop Top April 05, 2017
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by Sadboi29 January 22, 2021
noun
plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
by Ahhhh04 September 17, 2021
Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.
by Amphibaena November 24, 2021