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Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
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juice hound

a person who consumes the majority of a drink for two people. Can also be refered to a Greedy soy.
I hadn't even had a drink yet you bloody Juice Hound
by Harvey wilks April 5, 2007
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Jerkin' Juice

Damn that bitch is so fine Im bout to make some jerkin' juice to that shit.
by Trent Dur October 30, 2008
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Fridge Juice

The watery substance that appears on food and at the back of the fridge after prolonged stays in said fridge.

It is identical to water in sight, smell, and probably taste, but the fact that it's from a fridge is enough to put you off your food.
Ben took the small box of mini sausages out of the fridge and saw - to his horror - that they were covered in fridge juice.
by BringerOfWordsdom October 10, 2009
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Alex Juice

A bottle of water, containing parts water and vodka; usually filled with water to the label and vodka past the label
“Pass that Alex Juice that shit slaps
by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022
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Ratchet Juice

The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.
"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"

"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015
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idea juice

(n.) - the inner creative juices that fuel a person and drive him or her to come up with new ideas
"Last month, I was in a funk, and I could hardly come up with any new ideas for my cartoon strip. But now I am back to normal and the idea juice is flowing!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in a design studio in Manhattan on January 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010
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