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Oakes Fegley 

A cute as heck actor best know for his role in Wonderstruck and The Goldfinch. He also has kinda long hair and can be described as a lil whisk. He has an adorable dog named Mochi Fegley and is the only celebrity with a Samsung S7.
Oakes Fegley is obsessed with fortnight
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Legend Oaks 

A sub-division in Summerville, SC. A lot of people you know probably live here. Hell, like everyone lives here. It's fucking huge and it's like navigating a maze. Almost all the kids age 13 and up do pot, sell pot, and pretend they are part of a gang. There's the gated part, where all the rich people live (mostly northern transplants), and then the rest of the neighborhood. In Legend Oaks, you will find a varied assortment of families. There are parents who don't give a shit what their kids do, and therefore their kids are kinda crazy, and then there are the overprotective shitty parents...who's kids are still pretty crazy. Activities in Legend Oaks include:

-Walking around being sketchy

-Go to the pool and be sketchy
-Sneak into your friends house and jump out of their closet when they come home (no one locks doors here)
-Go to the construction sites and steal the workers basketball
-Get drunk and fuck up the golf course
-Smoke weed in the woods of the golf course and offer some to golfers as they snobbily drive past.

Yea it pretty much fuckin sucks.
Do not move to Legend Oaks. We don't want anymore shitheads.
Legend Oaks by hostilekid July 18, 2011

oakton goggles 

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe
oakton goggles by oaktonite December 16, 2014
Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.
"Ted's football team got oaked"

"Lewis is getting oaked"

"Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"
Oaked by Repixelated August 4, 2019

Southern Oaks Middle School 

A school where the teachers are retarded and all the 6th graders do is Juul. Because "Juuling is cool dude".
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama
Southern Oaks Middle School: A very dangerous school!
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)
Oakleys usually seem pretty shy but are really crazy and energetic once they get comfortable around you. Oakleys kind are the friend that can be all of the "friend roles" they can be the mom friend or the cool aunt friend or the kid friend that everybody has to look after depending on their mood. Oakley is a really smart person. They are the person that everybody goes to for homework help and good ideas. Oakleys have a bad habit of trying to solve everybody's problems. they can't stand seeing people suffer, especially when they can do something about it. Oakleys are generally pretty good looking, even though they may not dress up every day when they do, they're stunning. Oakleys are actually really dark even though they seem all bubbly and cute on the outside. they're the type of person who sees piles of dead bodies when they close their eyes.
Oh my gosh, you're such an Oakley!
Oakley by Augayst February 25, 2019