PC "Hey have you played the new mod maps for Team Fortress 2?"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"
by Joe Quirk April 29, 2008
1. Refers to a group of noobs in a game.(Usually a clan, guild, or party.)
2. The low levels' spawns for monsters in games. Usually these areas are crowded, and the noobs in the area are reffered to as "one big noob herd"
3. A low level guild or clan.
2. The low levels' spawns for monsters in games. Usually these areas are crowded, and the noobs in the area are reffered to as "one big noob herd"
3. A low level guild or clan.
1. Gamer A: "Lol, those noobs think they can team up on a lvl 80."
Gamer B: "yeah lol, it's a noob herd"
2. Gamer A: "Let's goto worms"
Gamer B: "And do what? Watch the noob herds?"
3. Gamer A: "I'm gonna put my new char in that guild over there"
Gamer B: "lol, you gonna join the noob herd?"
Gamer B: "yeah lol, it's a noob herd"
2. Gamer A: "Let's goto worms"
Gamer B: "And do what? Watch the noob herds?"
3. Gamer A: "I'm gonna put my new char in that guild over there"
Gamer B: "lol, you gonna join the noob herd?"
by WalmartBagger April 03, 2007
a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.
Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
by me44 January 03, 2011
a gay ass term used to insult a person who plays an online multiplayer game less then 12 hours a day. Used by really scary, big mouthed, "internet tough-guys" who seem to be playing video games the majority of their time.
Normal Person: How do i shoot?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB
by jizzy January 26, 2005
by OttoBohn January 15, 2008
The Master Noob is an almost otherworldly creature who creepishly influences all noobs. He is the only noob who can actually bring order to any noob pr noob infestation. If, say, a large amount of noobs overran a forum, the Master Noob could, with a small order, make all noobs leave forever! Although, there is a few catches. The Master Noob is the only one of its kind, meaning there can be no other. He does get lonely because he will only ever be able to a noob, not even able to advance to a newb. Though, most of the time he can handle this.
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
(radio broadcast) Master Noob brought salvation to 3000 noobs this quarter thanks to the Halo 3 Xbox live player 'HAL0 FR3AK' and assorted foes.
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
by The Master Noob March 25, 2008
A noob that has no life and hacks people. They tend to suck at the game they hack/Steal passwords on.
by -Tyrael- November 24, 2007