Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal

by virescent May 7, 2020

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011

Metal detector

When you have your dick in a girl and she is upside down you move her left or right so then you thrust so she moans then move her left or right then thrust once again so she moans like a metal detector beaps.

Yo I metal detectored James Charles.

by Biggest shlong ever August 4, 2021

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011

Heavy Metal

A song by Judas Priest, one of the pioneers of heavy metal.

I hate you.

by yeah July 13, 2003

Metal Balls.

When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.

aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.

by nigg nigg cletis fupa. July 6, 2011

Metal Soldierz

A person who can stand even though they are being picked on and can pick thier head up and keep on strolling.A good friend.

Dog you got problems at home,shcool,and your job and yourstill standing your a Metal Soldierz

by Young Writen October 6, 2005